PATRICK MAHOMO

The Softest QB in the League 😭

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15 Tantrums Per Game
100% Ref Dependent
Excuses Made

THE MAHOMO STORY

Patrick Mahomes was once the NFL's golden child, but now, the shine's off. Enter Patrick Mahomo ($MAHOMO), the memecoin dedicated to exposing Mahomes for what he's become—an overhyped, whiny QB who's lost his swagger.

🥺 The Softest QB in the League

Mahomes is all about excuses, bad calls, and a lack of grit. He's not what he once was.

😭 Sideline Drama

Every missed flag? Instant meltdown. Every loss? Cue the blame game and the waterworks. It's like watching a soap opera in real time.

🤡 Chiefs Kingdom in Denial

They'll insist it's just a "phase," but we all know the dynasty is on its last legs. The cracks are showing.

👶 Once a Champ, Now a Chump

The AFC isn't intimidated anymore. Mahomes is no longer the big threat—he's the biggest chud on the field.

🎭 Zesty Antics on Full Display

From over-the-top celebrations to sideline theatrics, Mahomes is putting on a show—just not the one fans respect.

👑 NFL's Most Protected Player

Every questionable call seems to go his way, making it clear the league is doing everything to keep him afloat. But fans see through it.

MAHOMO METRICS

50%

Ref Bribes

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20%

Tissue Fund

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20%

Tantrum Training

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10%

Copium Supply

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REFS ON PAYROLL: 47 🦓
EXCUSES MADE TODAY: 15 😭
DIGNITY REMAINING: 0% 📉
TEARS COLLECTED: 500K 💧
AFC AIN'T SCARED NO MORE 🤡